Boy Love

[Bright and Eric are cuddling on the bed.]

Bright: "Ow! Daddy. My ear!"
Daddy: "Does your ear hurt?"
Bright: "Yes."
Daddy: "Do I need to chew it off?"
Bright: "Yes please."
Daddy: Gnarl, growl, gobble, gobble, chew, chew, snrl!
Bright: "Thank you!"

And off he ran happy as a clam.