Sunday, December 21, 2008

Uvula Fun

Okay, so honestly, do you know what a uvula is? It's that hanging down "thing" in the back of your throat. See? Blog reading IS educational! And did you know that on occasions the uvula may decide to swell itself to mulitple times it's normal length?



I got some sort of colf/flu/sore throat thing on Thursday night. Friday it was off to Wichita. Medicine is good! Stayed up until 5am Saturday morning because my mom needed help wrapping gifts. The Lord and the medicine gave me some sort of reprieve from illness because the throat and such was fine. By mid-morning Saturday my voice was going. By the time I went to sleep last night I had hardly any voice, and all the joys of cold/flu-related mucous had returned to me. Lovely!

[Warning...if you gag at the mention of eating a worm...skip the next part.]



All last night I kept waking up because it felt like I had a huge puss bubble in the back of my throat. I honestly tried to add pressure to it, hoping it would just burset. It made it hard to cough and get a good breath, or "deal" with mucous.

When Eric woke up I asked him for a syringe. By golly I was going to get that big puss bubble out of my throught! I walked into the bathroom all ready for war. But no. What? Where's the pass bubble? No puss? But holy guacamole what IS going on with my hangy down thingy? That just isn't right!



o you guessed it. My big imaginary puss bubble was actually a big very real swollen uvula. I went back to sleep and (really) dreamed about chopping the thing off!!

I'm telling you, it is the WEIRDEST feeling. Either the thing is hanging forward onto the back of my throat pushing my gag reflex, or I can "swallow" it so it hangs back in my throat and feels like something caught in my airway. I think just the THOUGHT of your uvula being super-sized is hard for the human psyche. I just think about it and gag. I looked up pics on google tonight and wanted to gag. So here's your fair warning....super grody swollen uvula photo coming your way!

The pic doesn't do it justice. That thing in the top middle is NOT supposed to be touching my tongue. If I open my mout my uvula is supposed to sit pretty back in the back--not push it's way to center stage like a mini-tongue of some sort!



Swollen uvulas common, you ask? Not for me, but I guess if you drink and smoke all the time it may have happened to you. If you live in a constant state of deydration, it could happen to you. Or, I guess, if it's 4 days before Christmas and you are a frazzled run-d0wn mommy it might happen to you too! LOL!

7 comments:

shell 7:10 AM  

i had that happen twice last summer-it was just a really bad case of strep and also a throat infection. isnt it the most AWFUL feeling ever??!?!??

Ericka 8:25 AM  

Oh Anita.
You have me laughing and feeling so badly for you at the same time....
I so hope you are feeling better :)

Jen 8:55 AM  

Oh do I know what a uvula is!! In high school (in about a six year period) I had that happen no less than 10 times. I am just super prone to it- no drinking or smoking- just my fluke thing. It is a horrible feeling as the uvula just sits there and triggers your swallowing mechanism repeatedly. I actually had to go to the emergency room with it a few times for a shot of steroids to try to get the swelling done. I think I have had it once or twice in the last decade thankfully but I vividly remembering trying to find a laying position where that thing would not want to go down my throat.... memories So I feel your pain!

whenpigsfly 1:30 PM  

Dear friend!!! I feel so badly for you with this lovely pre-Christmas "gift"! HOW DID YOU EVER GET A PHOTO.............that cracked me up!
Praying that your uvula is soon down to -pre-infection size so you can enjoy the week unhindered!!
BIG HUGS
Linda

Story of our Life 9:59 PM  

My poor Abi knows all about that. She gets high fevers and gets sicker than you know what. Poor baby has to have a penicillin shot because usually when she gets this she can't even open her mouth....she JUST got her first shot for the winter. thankfully, she gets better VERY fast.

Needless to say...I hope and pray you are better soon!!

gala

Tonya 10:30 PM  

Okay so I'm really, truly sorry you are sick but I have to tell you that you post had me laughing... and out loud! Thanks for the funny........ at the expense of your feeling horrible :(

A. Gillispie 10:38 PM  

Well, I'm glad at least some people got a laugh from my uvula! My mom calls it a gagula and I think she is right on! Oh my goodness, the gagging! The gagging even spread to other people. Taevy wanted to see it tonight so I opened my mouth and showed the "thing" to her. "Mommy, that is SO GROSS! Close it! Gag!" LOL!

BTW, can you tell that I may have been a *little* bit on medication when I wrote that post? Are there enough typos for you? Yikes!